大麻。

I'm not telling you what that means in Chinese. You'll have to figure it out on your own.

I'm starving. I love popcorn. I'll be back.

So yeah.

My boy Azul better start to turn blue soon. Or else he's gunna get it. It just needs to get hot.

I really like my incense. It smells delicious.

Today was weird. It was soo weird. I don't know why, but it was. Everything just about it was weird.

Ha, this show on A&E is funny. There was an African American rookie cop in Tampa, FL, who came up to a white guy. Then put him in handcuffs, while the guy was saying "you gunna suck my fucking cock, nigger?" Shit just made me laugh. The rookie cop laid a fucking smack down, fo sho.

Yeah, my boy Dan just IMed me. Word.

FUCK EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW!

Sorry. I just needed to spaz out.
I really hope there's another episode- and there is! I don't know where this one is though. It hasn't told me, fuckin' bitches.

Who's doing what on New Years?

I'm doing nothing as of yet. Someone should get ahold of me for plans. My number is listed somewhere. I'm down for really anything. Party perhaps? That'd be nice.

It's almost New Years Eve. Yay!

I think I already peaked a few hours ago. I need to just finish it up and peace the fuck out. It's not even in the AM yet. I can't do that. I can check my Facebook.

I love fucking with people. It's so much fun. You can do it to anyone. It's great! Hahaa.

Blahh, I'm bored. I think I may bounce.

Fuck it, ya'll.

Good night.

Happy New Years!

Now listening to:

Chiodos - Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaugthered.

Howdy, ya'll!

Emo Spongebob Squarepants makes me

giggle. ==>

What's up East coast?!

I haven't been around lately. I got busy. Today was chill. I ate so much fucking food at my mom's house. We had a little partay!

This movieThe Animal is completely retarted. I don't understand it.

So did I tell you all that I bought a new bowl?

Well I did. At this very moment, I'm trying to think of a name. Everything has to have a name. Could someone help me, perhaps? It'd be appreciated.

Fuck.

I got to tell you about this dyke. Today not to long ago actually, she IM'd me telling me that she got a Macbook. Like I give a fuck. She told me that she hated my guts. Ha, word. It happens.. Bitches be always flipping shit. You just have to deal with it.

I have to do a few things.

I'll be quick.

Off the heezay.

Wham bam bodyslam.

I'm drinking Pepsi that I got out of mini-fridge. That thing is so badass. It's so fucking cool. I know like two other people who have fridges in their rooms.

The guy in The Animal got caught humping a fucking mailbox by some old couple. Ha, what a douche.

I'm not listening to music. I think I should be.

Jesus Christ!

I still need a name for that thing. Wtf, motha fuckers!

This is terrible. I can't think of a name. Why is this so hard? I though I had one, but it doesn't fit.

So I've finally have a name. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Azul to the family. He's one of the boys for sure.

Ehh..

I'm getting tired now. I think I may sleep. Yeah, it's definitely needed.

Word. Night Ya'll.

Now listening to:

The Flatliners - Do or Die.

WWJBWAS?

Who would Jesus beat with a stick?

Haa; such a ridiculous question, but someone had to ask it. I feel weird tonight. I don't know why, but I do. Maybe it's the budd? Probably. I forgot to turn my music on. As for some, also another weird reason, I decided to shut the TV off. I'm going to sit here in silence, with the Street Dogs yelling through my speakers.

OMG, today was Christmas!

I had a good time. I got made shit:

- Mini fridge.

- Guitar Hero World Tour.

- Nintendo DS.

- Mad t-shirts.

- 52oz lava lamp.

- Shagrug chair.

- Street Dogs, FOB, BTBAM CD's.

- Chocolate.

Hot damn; I just love candy. It's so delicious.

I need to change this song. I'm not feeling it.

Sweet man. I love BetweenTheBuriedAndMe. They are absolutely insane. Holy shit right now; Selkies: The Endless Obsession is nuts. I need a dance with death.

Wooo!

I had ham today. That was weird. I need someone to talk to on AIM. I'm going mental. I have to stop thinking inside of my head. It's going to kill me. I got it taken care of. So yet again, why am I so fucking hungry? My mind is still going nuts. BTBAM is just making me tripp. Another dance with death will slove that.

Word. Underoath sound good? It does to me. Well that didn't work. Talking to that qeisha made me feel depressed. It's probably the song too.

"Oh my Jesus." was quoted in my conversation. She's ridiculous. Hahahahaa, look at her type away. Yeah, I got her good. I don't know how long I should stay up for. Someone else please come save me.

"We will never sleep. Cause sleep is for the weak.

We will never rest until were all fucking dead."

Bring Me The Horizon will always be badass. Until forever. DIAMONDS AREN'T FOREVER! It's just so amazing. Everything about that song is insane. The lyrics, omfg, the breakdowns...

Today when I was playing my new Guitar Hero, the strap rubbed my neck. It's like all red and shit.

Woahhh, way high. I should chill with another dance with death.

It's beat. I'll be right back.

So I decided to turn the music off and watch Who's Line Is It Anyway? That show is quite funny. Reese's pieces are so fucking glumputious. Ha,, I haven't used that word in forever. It's fucking stupid. Fuck that nigger. Pardon my french.

Wow. I just got a 2min long voicemail. I wonder who it is? OMFG! That was the worst prank phone call I have ever gotten. First they didn't hide the ID so I knew who it was. Then there was laugther in the backgrond and I knew who was laughing. She has a very peculiar laugh. So like half way though she just stops talking, says "Ok, thank you. Bye." What a stupid ass.

I need to check my Space and Facebook.

Well I'm peaceing out.

It's been a long day and I'm beat. It's time to sleep.

Have a good night, Earth. I'll be seeing you all tomorrow.

Now listening to:

Bring Me The Horizon - Diamonds Aren't Forever.

God damn, this show is nuts.

Manswers.
That show is down right stupid. Do people have to actually ask those questions? Hahahaa! I wish they had a show that was called Womanswers. That shit be'd boss.
Gaaaa!
I'm hungry. What should I eat? My friend Dan is retarted. He needs to stay home and get an apartment with me. He pulled a big no-no. Were getting nice jobs and were moving in together. We'll have parties. Hell yeah, we'll have parties.
So my other friend Matt, he's retarted too. He just left his steamroller at my house one day, and I just found it. Omfg! On this stupid fucking show, they asked the question; what method of smoking weed will get you the highest? The answer; a vaporizer. Word. I got to get me a vaporizer now. I hope they aren't expensive.
Dan went away. He's fucking up. Everything just fell on him. Wtf!? Why am I still hungry?
It's Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas!!
My mom gave me made good shit. The best; a mini fridge. I need to plug that in. Although, I'm going to have to rearrange my room. Fuck.
http://www.noradsanta.org/
Check that shit out.
If you zoom in, you can see that Santa did not stop at my house! The closest place is Rutland, Vermont. Stupid reindeer. I need to finish. I think I may sleep soon. I'll be right back.
Back.
I'm eating a candy bar.Blahbalhblah.
What it is, Lady and Gent.
Oh, FYI! I always knew Joseph Martin was gay. He announced on facebook that he came out to his mother. Ha! I knew that so long ago. He was completely gay. Isn't that terrible?
I'm excited for Christmas. I can't wait for all my presents. I'm acting like a child. Hey, that happens. Well I finished eating. Mad people are awake, but I think I'm peaceing out.
Later ya'll.
Merry Christmas.
I'll give ya list tomorrow. I know I'm getting good stuff. I can't wait!
Goodnight.

Now listening to:
Between the Buried and Me - Alaska.

Shall I blog?

12/24/2008
Just so everyone knows, I'm thankful he is no longer our president. ==>

So the blunt was just sparked up and what I think and say will all be through a high mind and bloodshot eyes.
It just so happens that at this exact moment in time, I realize that I shouldn’t be “doing it” with my dad a few steps away, down the hall. Fuck those Ikki twins, stupid fucking bisexuals. Probably the best “love” show had to be Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. It was just because of the sluts running around.
Anyways, I put it out. I got mad sketched. I need to find something good to watch on TV. God damn, it’s like so hard to accomplish such a task. I’ve decided America’s Funniest Home Videos is and will be forever, a classic American show. It only attracts me because it makes me laugh. Although, many are quite stupid and I yell at the boob-tube.
I thought about making a blog, so I did. This will be my first post in it.
I’m fucking hungry right now. I want my dad to go to bed, right now! Can someone save me? Perhaps put me out of my misery? Why aren’t I happy? It’s Christmas Eve. Put a smile on your face, it makes the world a better place. I hope I get what I asked for. I got my girl really sweet stuff. Don’t hate on Wal-mart. There are very nice things in there. I love all that Zen Buddhism shit. It just relaxes me so much. When I get my own place I’m getting a room just for that. I plan to have joint parties in the evenings and blunt parties on the weekends. All while being graced by the spirits of Buddha. I’d have to get a comfy couch in there, without a doubt. Blahhh!
I just love typing stupid things. I told myself I was going to write a story today. Oops, that never happened. Getting back to the Ikki twins, they’re cute looking. I’ll give them that. Tila Tequila on the other hand, is fucking hot. You can’t really go wrong with an Asian punk looking chick.
I really want to smoke the blunt, but I need food. Perhaps I’ll go get food, make my dad go to sleep, then barricade myself in my room. Although, it’s getting fuckin’ late, help me Lord! I’ll be right back.
BACK!
My eyes hurt, terribly. It lit it up again. It’s being held like a pencil while I’m typing this. Hey everyone! Put your iTunes library on shuffle. I’m currently listening to Pennywise. I need to focus for a few minutes. I’ll be back when I’m roasted… again.
Hey ya’ll, I created a thing known as a Fengi. It’s quite simple to make. First, you need an empty water bottle. You then burn a big hole for a carb and a whole that you could place the roach in. Now hit it like a bowl. It fucking ripps and it doesn’t ever burn your fingers. Earlier I made one that had ice in it. WOOOO!! That shit was nicee.
I just heard my dad. Fuckk, my room smells like budd. It’s so late; not really, but like it matters. I have to say I’m excited for tomorrow. It came up kind of fast, but that’s alright. I need to let my room air out. There’s still a ¼ blunt left. I need to get rid of it.
I guess I’m peaceing out. I need to chill…

Now listening to:
Bring Me The Horizon - The Sadness Will Never End.