SkeetSkeet.

Don't tell me now; are you a one hit wonder?
Ha. Don't cough, bitch.

Today was pretty fun. I played in the snow. There was a layer of snow, then a layer of ice, another layer of snow, and it was sleeting as I was snowboarding. Where the fuck was everyone else? There was no one around.
I was freezing. Absolutely cold to the bone.

"Hit me baby, one more time."

So I cut myself shaving. It hurts like a bitch. I took a brand new razor (of course), and it sliced and diced me. There are three bloody lines right above my upper lip. Fuck, it bled.
Now it's plusating.

So has anything weird happend to y'all lately?
I'm curious.

My phone is a piece of shit. It won't charge. The charge plug is totally broke and it'll barely fit. The screen is fucking up; changing all different colors.
I want to get the Pantech Slate. That shit is the thinest full keyboard phone. It's sweet.

So I just checked out some new phones. There's a few cool ones.
I hope my re-up date is coming soon.

Late night tv is gay. Absolutely gay... GAY!

I am so happy Barack Obama is our 44th president. It's a great fucking feeling to know that America has jumped the barriers of normalacy. Something that has never been considered possible, just became possible. Never did we think in United States history, that an African American man would be elected president. It's freaking incredible.

Woahh..
I just got mad hungry. Fuckin' A.
Where's the food at? I got nothing.
Jesus Christ.

Let's see who's online tonight. Shall we?
The internet closed so I lost my blog for a second.
There's no one online anyways.

Wow.
Completely insane. Wild riots and shit. They are sweet!
There was one that had "a waterfall of human bodies" where all these Brazilians fell off a stadium bleacher that was collasping. There was like a huge fucking riot.

Hahaa.
After two minutes my screen saver comes on. It's of bubbles that float around and bounce off each other. I also got a lava lamp, too. I love that thing.

Oh shit. Guess what I still have.

ATTENTION!
I have a splinter in my plam. God, it hurts.
Some come tweaser it out. Please!?!

Blah.
My head is spinning.
I think I'm going to turn in.

RawrRawr.


Now listening to:
Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat.

Where The Fuck Is The Music?

Where did all the good shows go? Like for real.
Where are the cheap punk shows? What about the Ska Is Dead Tours?
I remember in fucking 2005 that tour was so good. The Flatliners, Streetlight Manifesto, Big D & The Kids Table, Mustard Plug, and Catch22.
God Damn.
I would cry because the shows were that fucking amazing.

Now-a-days we have alternative emo-rock bands headlining tours that charge so much that if they have a decent band supporting it's not even worth it to go.
Although, I am excited for the Rockstar Taste Of Chaos, but that's just because Bring Me The Horizon is on the bill.

Well another session of the advice doctor.
Be right back, ya hoochies.
Fuck, I wrote a book. Did you get the picture finally?

Alright, so what the fuck is on TV?
Something about jails. Those are bad places. You don't want to go to jail. You'll get fuckin' raped; that's for sure. Now, woman in jail is fucking hilarious. That can come off as a litte sexist, but I don't give a fuck.
This show ain't that bad, actually.

Yeah, I got some Big D. Let your mind listen to the sounds of Allston.
I found something new that I like to do. Well I always did love to watch the stars and shit. The night sky absolutely amazes me. What I found on the internet was pictures of all the stars and the planets in space.

Fuck you.
I like to watch the clouds more. ==>

The Hubble Telescope that took the pics is so insane. The pictures are rediculous. You just have to see them. They are undescribeable.
I took ten minutes to look at them. So amazing.

Gahhh!
Why did I stay up? I need sleep! Grrr... I have things to do.
I wonder who's online. Omg, no one. Sweet!
Blahhh... Thang's beat.
Time to become part of the criminal class.

Wow.
Everything is just crazy now.
It's time to shut ya down, blog.

Night, hoochies!
Haa...


Now listening to:
Big D & The Kids Table - New Nail Bed.

Bear Grylls.

Is a fuckin' beast. Hell yeah, he is.
He's patching a hole in a canoe that he found, after reforming the shape. He took tree sap, put it in the fire, then used it to fix the hole. Jesus Christ, he is a badass.

Hahaa... JoeBallz.
He's killing me.

OMG. HE FOUND GOLD! Bear Grylls is sweet.

Fuck.
Shout out to my boy Hans. He'll be readin' this.
I don't know what else to say.
Haa.

Oh I got something.
Today, we now have an African American president. That's really awesome; I have to say. I voted for him. He just seemed better than the warhawk known as McCain. I think he's going to do a pretty good job. At least he'll be better than Bush. Ha, God damn.
Somewhere in Texas, there is a village without it's idiot.
That'll soon change. Thank the Lord.

So what everyone do today?
I saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop. That shit was funny. Kevin James is quite hilarious.
Speaking of all the comedy, I started getting into stand-up comedy shows on Comedy Central. I don't know why, but they just make me laugh. I just burst out laughing at it sometimes.

Grrr...
I shouldn't have answered that phone call.
Eww...
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Fucking disgusting.

Hockeys on. New Jersey Devils vs. the Predetors. They didn't even let me know their town. I don't fucking know where they came from. What fuck tarts.
I need to bounce for a bit.

I'm back and now I'm probably going to bounce.
BOUNCE!
Stay at peace with ya bad-selfs.

Now listening to:
Sublime - Don't Push.

Stale Soda.

Fuck that shit. The cheap-ass Hannaford brand soda.
OMFG!
I can't believe they fired me. What a bunch of fucking cunts. Yes, that's right. CUNTS!

So what's up with ya'll?
Wait a minute mothafucka, green hit is awaitin'.
HC got me some good shit.

Captain Cuba strikes again.
Hahahaa..!
Well at least he got out of his ticket.
BitchAssBitch.

So I found this new thing for my desktop. It's a lava lamp. It's fucking badass, yo. There's like 8 different colors you can chose from. I'm feeling the green; looks sweet.
I need water.

I enjoy Who's Line Is It Anyways? That show is hilarious.
Wow. Bitch jumped on Colin.
Ha, shit's hilarious.

There's absolutely nothing else on tv.
I hate it; so much.
I'm pretty fuckin' fucked right now.
It's what it is.
No one's on AIM either. I'm gunna check Facebook.

I think it's time to call it a night.
Ha, nighty nighty, sweeties.
Yumm.,


Now listening to:
Lil' Wanye - Get Money.

Commence Explosion.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. Miss Kate fuckin' Marrow is about to exploded. Her demise will be so hilarious to watch. Hahaa.

What up with everyone?

Shit is retarted, that's for sure.

FUCK.

Her explosion wasn't as loud as I thought it was going to be.

Wow. My drink cup is cracked. I didn't even realize it. Just wow.

I need more music to listen to. I'm getting sick of listening to same shit over and over. Anyone have any ideas? I like the good punk and ska. Plus alot of the hardcore and screamo.

Well 45mins later I finally found someone acutally good.

Sky Eats Airplane.

I love EqualVisionRecords. There are so many good bands on that label. I can't fucking believe it. They are making my feet tap. Hahaa, so much!

God, I'm hungry.

I found their album online. Their self-titled. It's in my iTunes now. I haven't check the Space in awhile. Jeez.

Does anyone find Futurama to be funny? I think it's just plain weird.

I packed it up again. Word.

It's some nice creeper shit. Thank you, ma boi Ben.

Shit.

Where has the time gone?

It's getting to be really late. Although, what's considered really late?

What I call late may not seem so late to other people. Those people are the night owls. I couldn't stay up all night, because then I'd sleep all day. I woke up really late today. It wasn't good. I didn't like it.

BREAKDOWN!

I love a good breakdown. They make my head snap.

Hahahaa, so I've got a funny story for you.

When I was a senior at La Salle, I played bass in the jazz band and we would travel places to play 3 fucking songs. One time we went to Oneida, like a highschool somewhere in Oneida. Now it was a highschool so there were students running all around and shit. We were hittin' on them, of course. So we perform our 3 fucking songs and started loading our equipment back into the bus. I was listening, in these hugeass pair of SkullCandy headphones, to a sweet breakdown. I was thrashing my head and shit. Meanwhile, the school is letting out and all the kids are sitting on the bus waiting to leave.

This mother fucker gave me the middle finger while I was thrashing. I was so angry. I made a huge scene. My music teacher didn't like that. Nope, not at all. I wanted to kill that nigger. The said part is, he wasn't even black.

Hahahaa, why the fuck did I just tell you that?

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph.

Is it beat?

It pulled threw. Eww..

I'll be back.

I'm eating.

Wow. Hockey is amazing.

Score:

NewYork Islanders. - 2.

Edmonton Oilers. - 0.

My review on Sky Eats Airplane is a B-. I think that's a little generous.

The time is now to sleep.

I need some so badly.

Night, ya'll.

Now listening to:

Sky Eats Airplane - Long Walks On Short Bridges.

Pins & Needles.

Why can't I sleep? I have no idea.

Someone who is very important to me, told me something. She said that I should keep my mind open and I'll be surprised, according to a horoscope. See the thing is, is that I don't understand those horoscopes at all. I can't get the hidden meaning behind them.
Fuck.


I have no idea why I am up so late. I guess that was just bothering me.
Sorry, I don't feel like posting a picture tonight. I really should. I always do.
Shit happens, ya'll.
I was rocking at Guitar Hero tonight. I was doing pretty darn good.

Jesus, everything needs to come together soon.
I wish it really fucking would. It has to be.
I need to let my dogs out and have a cigg.
Be right back!

Shit.
I'm out.



Hahaa, I couldn't resist. ==>



Now listening to:
Bouncing Souls, The - Letter From Iraq.

Happy New Year!

Let's all welcome the new year!

2009.

Word, ya'll.

Happy New Year.

Now listening to:

DJ Khaled - Out Here Grindin'.